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Post #1  Post subject: the #2 pencil
PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:15 pm 
I stole this off another forum site. it was good so I brought it over

The value of a #2 Pencil

Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. 'Tell me Carol, who created the universe?' When Carol didn't stir, but little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Carol.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class...

A little later the Nun asked Carol, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Carol didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ !!!' shouted Carol. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Carol fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question....'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Carol jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!

The nun fainted

That’s the value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:48 pm 

Why is it I can find my stand in the middle of the woods in the dark?
But can not find my truck in the Walmart parking lot in the middle of the day.

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