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Post #1  Post subject: OK Then
PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 4:53 am 
This comes from my friend Mea, she's out of jail and back on the mean streets of Little Rock...oh lordy...I had to change some of the words, well lots of the words... :poundfloor:



MY COUSIN CALLED ME THIS MORNING AND ASKED ME IF I COULD LET HER BORROW $350 TO HELP WITH HER RENT. I TOLD HER OK, LET ME CALL U RIGHT BACK. I CALLED MY AUNTIE AND TOLD HER , UR DAUGHTER ASKED ME FOR $350 FOR HER RENT. MY AUNTIE SAID DON'T GIVE IT TO HER CAUSE SHE'S LYING! SHE'S TRYING TO USE THAT $350 TO GET HER man OUT OF JAIL. SHE BEEN CRYING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS HIM TO BE UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS HER FOR THE HOLIDAYS. SO I CALLED ONE OF MY GUYS AND SAID I NEEDED $350 IN THAT PAPER. AFTER I GOT THE MONEY I CALLED MY COUSIN BACK AND TOLD HER TO COME GET THE MONEY. A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER I GOT A CALL FROM THE WORK HOUSE AND IT WAS HER. SHE ASKED ME WHY DID I GIVE HER COUNTERFEIT MONEY . I TOLD HER I HEARD U WERE CRYING ABOUT HOW U WANTED TO BE UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS UR BOO SO THERE U GO...
AND SHE HAD THE NERVE TO BE MAD AND SAY I AIN'T crap
WAS I WRONG????


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:10 am 
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