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Post #1  Post subject: Annual physical
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:25 pm 
Annual Physical


A 65 year old man had his annual physical. At the end of the physical he embarrassingly asks the Dr. for a prescription for Viagra. "I've been married for 40 years and I've had a little trouble of late." The Dr. nods and writes out a prescription. The guy runs off to the pharmacy and gets the prescription filled. When he gets home he opens the bag, takes out the bottle and there are 8 little blue diamond-shaped pills and the words "No Refills" on the label. A big smile comes across his face. His wife sees the uncharacteristic smile on his face and asks, "What ya got there?" He says "It's a bottle of Viagra but I wasn't expecting this!!" "What's that?" his wife asks. "The Dr. gave us a lifetime supply!!"

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