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Post #1  Post subject: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:27 pm 
Text to neighbor:
Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text and I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you knowing about this. The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently and I know that that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you. Regards, Richard

Neighbor’s response:
Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

Second text message:
Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us all. Regards, Richard

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Post #2  Post subject: Re: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:59 am 
:surp: :laughsmile: :laughsmile: :laughsmile:

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Post #3  Post subject: Re: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 7:08 am 
:laughsmile: :laughsmile: :laughsmile:

Why is it I can find my stand in the middle of the woods in the dark?
But can not find my truck in the Walmart parking lot in the middle of the day.

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Post #4  Post subject: Re: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:05 am 
Dang, what a way for rjet to go.

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Post #5  Post subject: Re: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:58 pm 
:th_yeah: :th_yeah: :th_yeah:


I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

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Post #6  Post subject: Re: Laugh of the day
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:42 am 
:poundfloor: :laughsmile: :smiley1735: :happy0035:

"Bread may feed my body, but huntin' and fishin' feeds my soul!"

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