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Post #1  Post subject: voice activation
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:33 am 
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It will run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I took it back to the dealer a few days ago because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

'Nelson', the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued, and 'On the Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia on My Mind' replaced
Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled, 'You Crazy B***h!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House ...Nancy Pelosi!"

Man, I love this truck.

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Post #2  Post subject: Re: voice activation
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:38 am 

Why is it I can find my stand in the middle of the woods in the dark?
But can not find my truck in the Walmart parking lot in the middle of the day.

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Post #3  Post subject: Re: voice activation
PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:09 pm 
:poundfloor: :laughsmile: :smiley1735: :happy0035:

"Bread may feed my body, but huntin' and fishin' feeds my soul!"

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Post #4  Post subject: Re: voice activation
PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:40 pm 

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Post #5  Post subject: Re: voice activation
PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:01 pm 

"The thing that's always worried me about being one of the few is the way we keep getting fewer."

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